Is it me or does this sound contradictory. The Scottish Rockettes are the official dance team for the Verve Scottish Rockets, Scotland’s only pro basketball team. But they’re the hottest in the UK? Yes I know it’s a British league but it’s still weird.

In any event, I’m sure that when these ladies aren’t doing splits and shaking their pom poms, they are drinking fans under the table.

It doesn’t get much better than that. Chicks who can dance and really tie one on. Perhaps I should move to Europe for about a week and see what these girls are really about. Oh, and let’s not forget the accents.

Although I’m not sure if I’d like it or get a little freaked out by a girl who was much tougher than me and who could drink through a hangover better than I could. Eh, I think I could deal with it.

Popularity: 15% [?]

We’re just starting to see cheerleaders in baseball here in the states. To my knowledge the only two MLB teams to have official spirit squads are the Florida Marlins (Marlin’s Maids) and the St Louis Cardinals (Team Fredbird)

But in good old Mexico? Cheerleaders have been in baseball for years. Unfortunately they don’t draw much attention here in the states.

Well, they should be drawing attention, serious attention. Hugh Hefner should be doing his homework as we speak. If I don’t see a “Hottest Ladies of the Mexican Baseball League” featured very soon, I’ll be a little disappointed.

Come on Hef! Look at this girls!

Popularity: 39% [?]

Cameltoe anyone? Anyone at all?

When you think of cheerleaders, who are the first teams to pop out at you? Seriously. It gets no higher on the food chain than the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and the Los Angeles Laker Girls.

Put it this way, when you have your own reality show on Bravo that centers around tryouts and all of the emotions of trying to become a Cowboys Cheerleader, you gotta figure this is an upper echelon cheering squadron.

All I know is that I’d really like to put my spurs into these women and make sure that they give me the “yeehaw!” ride of my life.

These lasso toting women really know how to shake it.

Popularity: 48% [?]

I’m 99% sure that I’d rather go to the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders website than the website of the real team for at least the next 15 years. As everyone has pointed out, this is clearly the only hope for this NFL franchise right now.

In all honesty, ownership should really start thinking about putting these ladies in executive roles. I know that if I were an owner I’d gladly accept a visit from the newly minted VP of operations who walked in with pom poms and shook her ass in my face.

“Give me a 1st rounder for Ricky Williams!” “Give me a Tom Brady or I won’t have sex with you!” Before you know it Miami would turn into a pro bowl squad. Is it really that far fetched an idea?

The power of sexual deviance and manipulation just isn’t used enough in pro sports. In the meantime enjoy these pictures and realize that my scenario is a much better idea than what Miami is doing now….losing a ton of games.

Popularity: 52% [?]